“Should we talk about Kim? Because it’s her, it’s Kim, it’s soooo Kim, but it’s also not quite Kim. Looking at season one Kim is like looking at the Now Kim (the True Kim) through a Vaseline-smeared lens. We recognize her, but she’s different, blurry, just out of focus. Her face is a little rounder, maybe, her voice a little softer. The confidence, the sense of divine purpose on this Earth is there, but it’s not *lightning bolts* Kim Fucking Kardashian. But knowing who she is now, and seeing who she was then, knowing what is going to happen to this person, is an incredibly delicious feeling. Like when you find out a friend hasn’t seen Fast & Furious 3: Tokyo Drift, and you’re like, what? we’re watching it right now! And you know that they are going to love it because it is the best, and they are about to have the most amazing experience of their life, and you get to sit there and watch it magically unfold. Like that.”—
What tv show should each One Direction dude guest on and as what kind of character?
I love this question so much.
Harry would be great on The New Girl as CeCe’s new bohemian male model boyfriend. If there could be a club or wedding scene where Harry’s dancing is utilized, that is obviously ideal.
Niall should guest on The League as Jenny’s Irish cousin. He should make them all go to a Rugby game. The basic gist of the episode is all the characters love Niall SO DEEPLY they all turn on each other.
I really want to see Zayn on The X-Files as a UFO conspiracy theorist.
I would love Liam to be on Broad City as like a barista that Abbi is super thirsty for. She embarrasses herself in like huge cinematic ways every day, but he never remembers her.
"Yesterday I spilled four cinnamon dolce frappuccinos on myself in a row."
"That was wicked. Were you here when that happened?"
Louis should do an episode of Drunk History where he tells a story about Louis XVI.
Oh hey! I go to Carmi at Judy Jetson in Cambridge. She is AMAZING.
Fun story! The day I chopped all my hair off, Chronicle (a local tv news magazine) was filming a story about the owner of the salon. Here is some b-roll of me being very calm while ALL MY HAIR GOES AWAY. Carmi and I were both kind of sad they filmed the end of the haircut and not halfway through when I had a bizarre half mullet.
Which member of One Direction do you think would be most useful if you were trapped together on a desert island?
I guess I would have to think about what I’m looking for from a desert island companion. Do I want someone with a relentlessly positive attitude to help keep my spirits up? Or someone who is big and strong and who has proven his ability to build shelter efficiently? Maybe I want to have someone so beautiful and perfect the governments of the world would never allow him to stay missing? It could be that I want someone who will tolerate no shit from any other bands of survivors or maybe I just want someone who will have extra hair elastics?
An anonymous e-mailer threatened to blow up a bomb at the Game Developers Choice Awards this past March unless the hosts rescinded an award recognizing feminist critic Anita Sarkeesian, the organizers of the event have confirmed to Kotaku.
MRAs are the American Taliban, willing to terrorize any woman who dares to speak out, and anyone who gives that woman a platform from which to speak.
“The first thing that you have to understand about Rafi is that he’s not just horrible. Jason Mantzoukas also imbues him with a bizarre kind of innocence. He honestly believes that the guys on The League are his best friends. His earnest desire to be one of the guys is one of the reasons he so winsome. He’s just trying to fit in guys! But the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, and it’s crystal clear that Rafi already has one foot in the fiery Inferno.”—
I use different ones but this one is pretty solid.. Except that I don’t use milk chocolate chips, I use semi sweet or dark chocolate chocolate bars that I chopped up into different sized chocolate chunks.